1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:01,633 (grunts) 2 00:00:11,844 --> 00:00:14,346 You can run, but you can't fly! 3 00:00:15,848 --> 00:00:16,982 I don't need to. 4 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,484 Really? 5 00:00:21,988 --> 00:00:23,255 (grunts) 6 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:27,326 (grunting) 7 00:00:31,397 --> 00:00:32,564 (grunting) 8 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:33,665 Give up? (grunts) 9 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,334 Captain america: Do you? 10 00:00:47,513 --> 00:00:49,781 Iron man: We don't actually need to see you're scattered atoms 11 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,250 To prove my point. 12 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:54,987 The point being your video game has some nice graphics? 13 00:00:54,989 --> 00:00:56,255 Sure. 14 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:57,923 Flattery won't get you un-atomized. 15 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:01,326 You want to survive, you got to change with the times. 16 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:03,762 Spend a few decades frozen in ice, 17 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,030 Then we can talk about survival. 18 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:08,000 Jarvis: Sir, I believe you would call that a burn. 19 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:11,036 Point to jarvis, master of the obvious. 20 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:13,305 I've already designed new armor for you, cap, 21 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:15,374 Plus an upgrade to the shield. 22 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:17,676 Don't worry, I kept the color scheme. 23 00:01:17,810 --> 00:01:19,611 Tony, armor would slow me down 24 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,847 And my shield is like an extension of my arm. 25 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,048 If you change it in any way... 26 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,383 Just say it. 27 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:26,385 Say, "tony, I'm afraid of new tech." 28 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:28,854 Admitting you have a problem is always the first step. 29 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:30,322 Gosh, mr. Big brain, 30 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:32,658 Your modern tech is so gol-darn confusing. 31 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:35,894 How does this contraption turn water into coffee? 32 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:39,298 Is it coal power, or is it a miracle? 33 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,467 Hmm. Sarcasm must be a modern invention 34 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:45,604 Because when you do it, it just sounds wrong. 35 00:01:45,838 --> 00:01:49,041 Say, if I hit this, will the whole building just launch into the sky? 36 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:51,743 Uh, the aven-jet? Yes. 37 00:01:51,944 --> 00:01:53,612 I know, I read the manual. 38 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,747 I don't have a problem with technology. 39 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:58,016 But no machine can replace human intuition 40 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,052 Or just plain guts. 41 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:01,653 You're saying I don't have guts? 42 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,355 Jarvis: Sir, there's a broadcast 43 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:04,856 I suggest you watch. 44 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:07,092 On your newfangled magic picture box? 45 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:08,727 Enough. 46 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:11,330 You call them "avengers"? 47 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:13,332 I call them loose cannons. 48 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:14,633 (growls) 49 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,435 Hammer tech offers better, 50 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:18,837 Safer high-tech protection from evil, 51 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:22,574 Without the unbearable ego of tony "the phony" stark. 52 00:02:22,975 --> 00:02:24,943 Avengers, I challenge you. 53 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:26,511 Come on down and see for yourself 54 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:29,114 That I can do a better job of hero-ing than you can. 55 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:29,114 I'm justin hammer, 56 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:31,917 And I approve telling the avengers 57 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,852 To stuff it for a safer america. 58 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,587 Someone doesn't like you. 59 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,489 A lot of people don't like me. 60 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:40,492 None of them are as annoying as justin hammer. 61 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,694 Jarvis, get me coordinates and call the gang. 62 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:51,536 Iron man: Hammer's a wannabe. Smart-ish. 63 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:53,605 He's a weapons tech guy, like I am. 64 00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:56,608 Only he's got no skill, talent, or tact. 65 00:02:56,776 --> 00:02:58,610 Captain america: Since when do you have tact? 66 00:02:58,612 --> 00:02:59,911 Why are we taking his bait? 67 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:00,078 Because on the off chance 68 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,081 He really did build something dangerous, 69 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:03,081 We don't want a guy like hammer 70 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:06,852 Running around with an atomic bomb in his pocket. 71 00:03:07,086 --> 00:03:08,887 And he called you out on tv. 72 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,055 And that. 73 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,725 You accepted my invitation. 74 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,961 Mango iced tea? I made it myself. 75 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:18,130 Whatever sad, little game you're playing, hammer, 76 00:03:18,132 --> 00:03:21,433 Let's get it over with so I can get back to something more meaningful. 77 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,135 Like anything. 78 00:03:23,569 --> 00:03:25,737 I just wanted to run a little experiment. 79 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:29,141 The avengers against one of my humble inventions. 80 00:03:29,942 --> 00:03:32,177 Seriously? What could possibly... 81 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:34,880 (yells) 82 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:37,749 (hulk growling) 83 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:41,119 Huh? 84 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:43,555 Meet the super-adaptoid, 85 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,056 Superhero of the future. 86 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,993 It's time to put your metal where your mouth is, 87 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,561 Iron man. 88 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:05,010 Iron man: Wow! 89 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:06,878 You invented a sucker punch machine. 90 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,046 Congrats! 91 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:09,815 Oh, he's a lot more than that. 92 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:11,750 Go on, take a whack at him. 93 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:20,225 (iron man groaning) 94 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:21,893 (grunts) 95 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:26,665 Hawkeye: Guys, come on! Came all the way out here, 96 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,767 Let's at least enjoy the show for a few seconds. 97 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:30,702 Maybe stark will get punched again. 98 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:32,704 Thanks for the support, hawkeye. 99 00:04:33,105 --> 00:04:34,239 You're the best. 100 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:37,742 Hammer's toy robot packs a wallop, barely. 101 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:40,846 Oh, look, it's scanning us for weaknesses. 102 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:43,215 That is adorable. 103 00:04:43,549 --> 00:04:45,684 Captain america: Don't get cocky... Cockier. 104 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:45,684 It's learning. 105 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:48,086 Then let's take it to school. 106 00:04:58,498 --> 00:04:59,564 I give him an f. 107 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:00,632 Whoa. 108 00:05:06,672 --> 00:05:07,806 F-minus. 109 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:12,244 Thor: In asgard, we do not have a grading system such as this. 110 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:13,812 But I will play along. 111 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,981 I give him a g! 112 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,151 (grunts) 113 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,586 Hulk: Make that an h. 114 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:24,689 Next time, school's out, then bam. 115 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:25,790 Work for you? 116 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,859 Ah-ha! I see what you did there. 117 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:30,028 You ruined my only model! 118 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,696 It'll take me forever to build another. 119 00:05:32,164 --> 00:05:34,833 Next time you build something to attack us with... 120 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,067 Don't. 121 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,235 (gulps) 122 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:40,805 Can't blame a guy for trying. 123 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,674 Actually, we can. 124 00:05:42,808 --> 00:05:43,942 Stay out of the weapons game 125 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,644 Before you hurt someone. 126 00:05:46,812 --> 00:05:48,246 It's never that easy. 127 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:51,082 I'm going to sue! That'll teach you! 128 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,684 Lawyer up, blue boy! 129 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,185 Because I'm going to sue you all! 130 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:56,087 My ride is leaving. 131 00:06:00,192 --> 00:06:03,662 That was exceptional. 132 00:06:04,263 --> 00:06:06,698 You're sure you're getting all this? (robots beep) 133 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,067 'cause we're ready for phase two. 134 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:12,170 Hawkeye: A super-adaptoid that can't adapt? 135 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,773 Hammer should've called it stupor-adaptoid. 136 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:19,911 Oh, why so blue, big green? 137 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,146 He hardly got to smash anything 138 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:22,647 Besides hammer's junk bot. 139 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:25,150 Left a 10 gallon tub of peanut butter 140 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,651 For this stupid mission. 141 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:28,687 Better still be there. 142 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:32,691 What did you scan from the adaptoid during the battle? 143 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,893 I scanned it being crushed to bits. Why? 144 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:36,895 I'd just like to see the data, that's all. 145 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,663 You said it was scanning us? 146 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:40,098 There's nothing to see. 147 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,700 Nada, zip, zero. 148 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,702 Hammer came at us with his cheesy robot. 149 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:43,702 We tore it apart. 150 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:47,672 That "cheesy robot" started to adapting to your fighting style 151 00:06:47,873 --> 00:06:50,141 And was about to use falcon's weapons against him. 152 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:53,144 And don't you think it's strange to spend billions on a robot 153 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,713 Just to let us crush it? 154 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,715 Hammer can't be a complete idiot. 155 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,283 Oh, hammer is a complete idiot. 156 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:01,620 Really. He's just a geek with armor envy. 157 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:03,054 Data, please. 158 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:06,858 Not my idea of a good time, but knock yourself out. 159 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:13,398 If any of the math looks complicated, that's because it is. 160 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,705 I can do this. 161 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:22,240 (computer whirring) 162 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:25,910 (sighs) 163 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:27,646 If you just say, "I meant to do that," 164 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,147 It pretty much covers everything. 165 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:30,749 (chuckles) thanks. 166 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:30,749 I don't want to overstep, 167 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:34,786 But if you need help with the tech, just ask. 168 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:38,823 Probably sort of challenging for someone of your age. 169 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:40,892 Sam, I'm barely older than you. 170 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:44,162 I slept through a lot, but I woke up to a world of marvels. 171 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,698 I really think this stuff is the tops. 172 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,433 Cool. But just so you know, 173 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:49,901 Nobody says "the tops" anymore. 174 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:50,702 What are you looking for anyway? 175 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:54,305 Hammer played right into one of stark's blind spots. 176 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,007 He threw a machine at tony. 177 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,710 And stark believes he's master of all machines. 178 00:07:58,911 --> 00:07:59,978 Right there. 179 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:00,145 Whoa. 180 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:03,248 Those are undifferentiated micro-clusters. 181 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,884 Tiny machines... That can be repurposed in response 182 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,318 To new programing, right? 183 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:11,022 Futura. Never miss an issue. 184 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:14,392 Tony thought the adaptoid was scanning us for weaknesses. 185 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:16,695 But it can do more than that. Better call him. 186 00:08:17,329 --> 00:08:18,730 (both groaning) 187 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:26,071 Hammer: (on speakers) gentlemen, you left so soon. 188 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,939 Our little test wasn't over. 189 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,909 See, first super-adaptoid learns, 190 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:33,078 Then he adapts. Capisce? 191 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:36,448 He hit me with a repulsor blast just like yours. 192 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:36,448 What is this? 193 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:40,285 Iron man: Don't quote me on this, but, uh, 194 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:41,419 I've got no idea. 195 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:43,855 Soil your armor yet, stark? 196 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,157 Captain america: Hammer's machine wasn't scanning us for weakness. 197 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:46,157 It was learning. I got it, cap! 198 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:49,861 When was the last time you tasted uni-beam, stark? 199 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:53,198 Taste this. 200 00:08:54,266 --> 00:08:55,333 (grunting) (grunting) 201 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:56,768 Stuff it, stark. 202 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:00,038 Iron man! 203 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,778 No one uni-beams me! 204 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,113 That's not going to work! 205 00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:11,783 (iron man screaming) 206 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:14,452 You should listen to your team. 207 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:16,988 You still don't get it. 208 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:18,857 (grunts) 209 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,193 Smooth. 210 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:22,193 I'll have to remember that one. 211 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:25,930 The beauty part is recalling you're every move, 212 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,198 Shouldn't be a problem. 213 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,800 I feel like causing trouble. 214 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,168 You feel like stopping me? 215 00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:34,939 Gonna listen to me now? You bet. 216 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:36,341 Soon as I remind hammer 217 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,076 That anything he can build, 218 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,210 I can break. 219 00:09:40,045 --> 00:09:41,279 Captain america: Tony! 220 00:09:42,047 --> 00:09:43,414 Don't worry, I got him. 221 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,883 (grunting) 222 00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:48,453 This doesn't look anything like listening. 223 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,424 I hate robots. 224 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:56,327 Aye. Shall we begin the smashing, then? 225 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,395 (grunts) 226 00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:58,463 (roaring) 227 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,167 (both yelling) 228 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:12,243 As adaptoid is hit with new weapons, energy, or powers, 229 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:14,379 It can copy them by creating new devices, 230 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,214 New weapons and new tactics. 231 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,049 Like that one. 232 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,317 Iron man: What's the game, hammer? 233 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,586 You don't get to be superhero of the future 234 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:24,122 By attacking us over new york city. 235 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,258 True. Maybe that was a little fib on my part. 236 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:30,061 Maybe I have bigger plans for the adaptoid. 237 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:33,031 And I bet you just wish you knew what they were. 238 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,237 Well, that wasn't ominous at all. 239 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:41,206 Hmm... 240 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,944 Turbines approximating falcon's speed, 241 00:10:46,111 --> 00:10:47,412 My repulsor tech, 242 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,881 Hulk's excess density and strength, 243 00:10:50,015 --> 00:10:52,083 Cap's shield, obviously... 244 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,985 How did you figure it out, sam? 245 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,286 I didn't. It was cap. 246 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,422 Cap? I hate it when he's right... 247 00:10:58,123 --> 00:10:59,958 Especially when it means I'm wrong. 248 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,360 Thor: Go back to school, robot. 249 00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:04,362 (gasping) 250 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:05,864 (grunts) (groaning) 251 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:08,366 (roaring) 252 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:18,142 (laughs) 253 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,044 That was a good jest, yes? 254 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,212 Just light it up. 255 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:36,427 Hammer: It's not going to be that easy! 256 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:40,965 Ha! We were not finished! 257 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,203 Ready up, avengers. This isn't over yet. 258 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,304 I have a strategy... 259 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,505 We're all good, cap. 260 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:50,074 That thing just took a face full of hulk 261 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:52,410 And kajillion volts of asgardian lighting. 262 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:52,677 It's toast. 263 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:57,215 Hammer: Really? You're the ones about to burn. 264 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:01,986 (grunting) 265 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:05,590 Captain america: When are you going to learn? 266 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:09,427 It's learning our moves and mimicking our powers. 267 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,438 We have to try a new way of doing things, 268 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,639 Different than we're used to. 269 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,474 I'm on it! 270 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,143 Bring it on, little bird. 271 00:12:29,114 --> 00:12:31,349 If the adaptoid can steal what our moves are, 272 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,217 Then we can't be ourselves. 273 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,186 Ooh! I call handsome billionaire. 274 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:38,990 Hammer: You're all limited by years of experience, hardened into habit. 275 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,592 But all my adaptoid does is grow and change and learn. 276 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:44,295 (grunting) 277 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,364 Learning takes too long. 278 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,498 (roaring) 279 00:12:50,235 --> 00:12:51,636 (screaming) 280 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,404 (grunts) 281 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,173 Let's try a combined assault. 282 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:58,242 If we can overwhelm him, we can wipe that smirk off his face. 283 00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,310 Come on! 284 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,281 Keep it occupied! We need better tools! 285 00:13:04,149 --> 00:13:05,483 Avengers, attack! 286 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,222 You don't think a adaptoid can handle you all at once? 287 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,623 (sonic boom) 288 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,058 (screaming) 289 00:13:16,261 --> 00:13:17,528 Whoa! 290 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,202 Hawkeye, missiles! 291 00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,737 I am all over them. 292 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,644 Good boy! 293 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,713 But can you stand some falcon power 294 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,482 Mixed with thor brand lighting? 295 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,118 Whoa! 296 00:13:40,552 --> 00:13:41,652 My hair! 297 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:44,455 Oh, no, no, no. 298 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,624 Sneak attack? That will not do. 299 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,295 (grunting) 300 00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,165 (screaming) 301 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,471 All taken care of except... 302 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,539 Me! 303 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,245 Zap. 304 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,548 (grunts) 305 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:14,152 Hammer: Ha! Too bad you don't know how to adapt. 306 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,621 Now, where were we? 307 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:20,091 Time to put your metal where your mouth is, iron man. 308 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:21,826 Jarvis: System failure. 309 00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:26,664 Hammer: Ah, tony. 310 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,734 May I call you tony? No. 311 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,636 Are you man enough to admit my hardware 312 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:34,806 Is bigger and much, much better than yours? 313 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,076 Where's the famous stark snark, huh? 314 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,577 Finally bowing to the better man? 315 00:14:45,617 --> 00:14:47,385 (computer whirring) 316 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,456 Here's a tip. When you're busy monologuing, 317 00:14:51,623 --> 00:14:53,624 You're not busy noticing that your butt's 318 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,726 About to get beat red, white, and blue. 319 00:14:56,261 --> 00:14:57,395 Huh? 320 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,167 (screaming) 321 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,776 Copycats never get far, hammer. 322 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:13,678 Hope you know you're finished. 323 00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,749 Finished? Not nearly. 324 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,651 All right, new plan. 325 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:28,459 (groaning) 326 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:30,361 Iron man: Everyone accounted for? 327 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:32,630 Cap! 328 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,705 Run away? I'm faster. 329 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,740 Hide? I'll find you. 330 00:15:44,309 --> 00:15:46,844 Adaptoid's mastered all your tricks, remember? 331 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:48,546 (grunts) (laughing) 332 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,881 I don't mean to hurt your feelings, 333 00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,849 But there wasn't much to learn tech-wise 334 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,417 From a relic like you. 335 00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:56,487 (grunting) 336 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,722 Before we wrap this up, 337 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,691 I want to patch in a friend to enjoy this victory. 338 00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,161 Skull, are you getting this? 339 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,196 Figures you're not alone. 340 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,398 Hammer: So, tell me, 341 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,567 How's my audition going for you so far, huh? 342 00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:09,867 Red skull: Impressive. 343 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,703 But, herr hammer, I must caution you 344 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,306 Not to underestimate captain america. 345 00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:18,309 He's more formidable than you can imagine. 346 00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:19,677 He's puny. 347 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,646 And old. 348 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:25,416 And no match for my modern mechanical mayhem. 349 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:27,852 (grunts) 350 00:16:28,453 --> 00:16:29,554 I am good. 351 00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,189 Cornered. 352 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,723 Just what I wanted. 353 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,193 Ha! My tech was too much 354 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,328 For tired old captain america? 355 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:40,831 Guess our little experiment is finally over. 356 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,634 (alarm wailing) (grunts) 357 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,236 (captain america panting) 358 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,278 Cap, what are you doing? 359 00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:56,347 It's called adapting. 360 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:57,715 Great plan. 361 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,785 Expect the aven-jet has a monster-sized hole in it, 362 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,820 And any second you're going to run out of air. 363 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,525 Um... I meant to do that. 364 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:11,996 (grunting) 365 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,531 (laughing) 366 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:16,434 I'm surprised at you. 367 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,604 Aren't you the one who keeps telling stark 368 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,305 Not to use the same old moves? 369 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,007 (panting) what a shame. 370 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,312 Huh? 371 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:35,386 Iron man: Cap, hang tight. 372 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,487 We're on our way. 373 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,788 Eta, two minutes. 374 00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:40,691 Okay, but just wait for my signal. 375 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:41,959 Iron man: Wait, what signal? 376 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:43,794 You'll know it. Got to go. 377 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,468 You are a wily one, mr. America. 378 00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,738 It's captain. And I meant for you to catch my shield. 379 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,673 Huh? 380 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:56,874 (beeping) 381 00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:58,843 (screaming) 382 00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:00,945 Nice touch. 383 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:05,016 But I've already taken down gods and monsters. 384 00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:06,584 You're just a man. 385 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,852 So it's only a matter of time. 386 00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,757 And still going. 387 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,059 Let's face facts, cap. 388 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,460 You're not going to win this fight 389 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:16,460 Because you borrowed a bow and arrow. 390 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,830 Captain america: You tech-heads are all the same. 391 00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:22,633 You always forget one simple variable. 392 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,770 (grunting) good old-fashioned guts. 393 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,648 Why can't I hit you? 394 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,085 You copied the moves of the teammates I spar with every day. 395 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,387 Now, I know your robot better than you do. 396 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,757 For example, thor always drops his left guard. 397 00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:48,359 Like that! 398 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:51,529 And falcon always flares his wings whenever he's thrown for a loop. 399 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:52,730 Like that! 400 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:54,932 (static) 401 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:00,671 Yeah? Well, maybe you know them, 402 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,708 But I bet you don't know yourself as well as you think. 403 00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:05,576 I'll take that bet. 404 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,379 See 90% of the time I dodge to the right 405 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,780 When I throw my shield. 406 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:10,848 (grunting) 407 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,717 But never in front of a window. 408 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:13,784 Huh? 409 00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:16,821 (grunting) 410 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,726 (straining) 411 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,695 That was the signal, in case you missed it! 412 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,831 Aw, pig's feet. 413 00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,769 Time to end this, don't you think? 414 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,038 School is out for summer! 415 00:19:44,649 --> 00:19:45,950 Cap? 416 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,718 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 417 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:49,754 If you're still alive. 418 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,123 Oh, man, I hope you're still alive. 419 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:53,824 Cap! 420 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:54,892 Tony! 421 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,863 So that was your plan? 422 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,866 Trash the aven-jet and shoot it into space? 423 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,033 Don't worry, tony. 424 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,802 I'll lend you a book on home repair. 425 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,505 But wait, you do know what a book is, right? 426 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:07,505 Yeah. 427 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:11,175 There are a few old-fashioned things worth keeping around. 428 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:13,911 Hammer: I deserve to be in the cabal. 429 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:13,911 Next time, it'll work better. 430 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:18,149 You got to understand, this is just a minor setback, okay? 431 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:18,516 Red skull: Indeed. 432 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:22,052 But I'm afraid your services will not be required. 433 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,822 Aw, come on! I'm begging you. 434 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:24,822 Give me another chance. 435 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,558 I almost beat them. I almost... 436 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,726 Imbecile. (disconnects) 437 00:20:29,694 --> 00:20:33,197 But still, an imbecile with an important tool. 438 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:36,834 M.O.D.O.K, do you have what you need to rebuild it? 439 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,639 Some of it. Most of the machine burned up on re-entry, 440 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,874 So it's only about 20% viable. 441 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,577 But it's already healing itself. 442 00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:50,648 Hammer failed in his audition for our little cabal, 443 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,550 But his machine did not. 444 00:20:52,984 --> 00:20:55,686 All it needs is a better pilot. 445 00:20:58,657 --> 00:20:58,656 Iron man: Okay, wait a second. 446 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:02,059 So, explain to me again how you memorized all our moves 447 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,228 Without the aid of a single machine. 448 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:05,930 You just wouldn't understand 449 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,932 Good old-fashioned human ingenuity. 450 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,767 Maybe. Maybe not. 451 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,870 But I'd be willing to learn. 452 00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:14,772 In that case. 453 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,812 Humbled and impressed in one day. 454 00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:23,881 I think I hate today. 455 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:25,716 Impressed by this? 456 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:26,917 It's just a little something I whipped up 457 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,786 On my handy dandy starkpad. 458 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,721 Now, let's go over the battle. 459 00:21:31,122 --> 00:21:32,556 Hold on. 460 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,592 I want to take notes. 461 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:37,094 Learning. 462 00:21:37,144 --> 00:21:41,694 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0